The Reality of Online Dating part 1

I decided to investigate online dating. So far it is more annoying than twitter and I have only been registered on this site for a 32 hours. I have already had 96 hits to my profile which sends you an email every time. I do seem to find some humor in it though. There are some weird people out there. I am also amazed at what men will put as their screen name. I have received numerous attempts from a man whom calls himself "Mexicanstallion". Based on his screen name and inadequate profile picture to back up the validity of such name I have not replied. In searching my supposed matches, I have found the following profile is to be a match with me:

Mostly a COMPLEAT LONER, I don't wander far from my P.C. so to speak.
I'mnot much, but honest, tattood lots, (face also)
not fat, paint miniatures, prefer to watch vid's over going out(ANIME, ghost stories, horror, Sci-Fi)
mostly I'm a walking contradiction, I hide the shy introverted self by being, well a character, I have my issues(hell don't we all?) I don't mind long silences, to me sometimes it's enough just to be able to look over and see you there,
unfortunantly im extreamly 'emotionally intense' (NEED the closeness, not allways about sex) I dont make much, but i do get by ok,
what kinda 'girl/woman' do i like? well lets just say i prefer VELMA from scooby doo to the 'Daffineys' of the world, gimme awkward, geeky, insucure, glasses wearing wallflowers, sigh, to me, there is NO SUCH THING as a woman being 'too clingy/needy' I prefer jealouse never let me outta there sight kinda girls, after all, love is all, if you cant stand to be around someone even for a bit, then you shouldnt be around them at all,
I try to keep my manners, but I'm also a rude jerk when need be, no mind games here, 100% honesty at ALL times, no tact,no subtlity, 100% me ALL the time.
I dont want perfection, just perfect for each other,
I gonna shut up now,
P.S.
I HATE sports, gimme Chess, give me swords, give me a book, give me a sport item and after spending an hr or 2 making sure you realise how BIG a mistake that was, mabby I'll calm down, hehehe